
The Wondrous Glasgow Barrowland It is quite something to sit in the dressing room here and ponder that you are on hallowed ground that has…

Newcastle City Hall Seemingly the fucking Queen had been here the day before. God only knows why. Probably to see some poor school kids who…

9.05 Help me, I’m trapped inside an oblong. Speeding along. Lambs gambol on the verge waiting for the butchers block. Mint sauce, you fuckers! Dennis…

Birmingham The centre of Birmingham appears to be being completely demolished and rebuilt and they seem to be making a right pigs ear of it….

Cambridge II So I finally get myself out of the slightly fetid University Arms Hotel at about two and in the face of another chilly,…

Cambridge Two days in cambridge. Bank holiday herds of tourists mill around in the cold and the only things that seem to be open are…

York The main business of the afternoon is of course finding a place that is showing the Scottish Cup Final. The effort invested and taxi…

Set asail upon the muddy currents of obliquity. In all probability by the time anybody reads this message I shall be floating down the Manchester…